... His Double Secret, Triple Alpha Clearance Immigration Package
This envelope is to be brought UNOPENED to JFK Immigration. It presumably contains our affidavit stating that Otis has to the best of our knowledge and belief never engaged in drug smuggling, prostitution....
It's funny, even after seven weeks in a corrupt dictatorship, a few minutes in the US Consulate brings everything that is increasingly annoying about the States rushing back. Notably, incredibly intrusive and incredibly ineffective building security.
posted by Candace and David at 8/02/2005 01:27:00 PM
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C'mon, steam it open!
But, I mean, ...how do you know he has never been involved in smuggling....
I'll swear I've seen that face on the Post Office bulletin board.
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